Adam Thoughts #155.

April 4, 2016 in , Adam Thoughts , Featured , Home Page by Adam Dunlap

All thoughts are original unless quoted.

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Conquer yourself.
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“The peaceful majority is irrelevant.” -Brigitte Gabriel
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“There are three things in life that equal happiness… something to do, something to love, and something to look forward to.” -Dr. Venus Nicolino
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Seamlessness is the key.
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“It’s not showboating. It’s celebrating.” -Shaq
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Let operation Don’t-text-anyone-until-they-text-me-first begin. #BrokePhoneLostAllNumbers
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If you want to be an actor then act.
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Be interesting or not at all.
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Parkour fanny packs are here!!

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Remember the first time we met? I told you I was going to be a movie star, and you told me I was “fucking fake.”
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The 4 Best Kinds of April Fools’ Jokes:

  • -Something that people think is a joke but isn’t.*
  • -Making someone think you believed their joke when you didn’t.
  • -Making someone think you didn’t believe their joke when you did.
  • -Fooling yourself

Whatever you decide, ultimately you have to fool someone, or it doesn’t count.

*This is the best one.
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Rise to the occasion.
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Auditioning is acting. If you like acting then you ought to like auditioning.
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Hello everyone! As you probably know, a couple years ago I launched SupermodelGirlfriend.com, and it was a huge mistake! I caused all sorts of drama as supermodels everywhere clamored to date me :\ Well, I did some soul searching, and I’ve decided to make things right by launching my new website iWillNeverDateASupermodel.com. It’s an honest and forthright website where I right my wrongs by convincing all supermodels to STOP trying to date me. I think it’s definitely the perfect solution and the best way to fix everything. Please help me achieve my goal by sharing this post and website. To get this to work we need to make sure all supermodels see it. Thank you so much for your help!

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Ahh!! Someone please tell Nina to stop dreaming about me. Thanks so much!

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Move like nothing else matters.
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You have to create something unique. You have to create something irreplicable.
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… I found a place where I can be cocky again and believe I’m better than everyone else.
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Made by a guy named Fernando Arce. So funny lol.

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It’s not difficult to be a thoughtful, kind, helpful, courteous, grounded individual, and yet, most do not achieve this.
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You don’t have time to study everything, so you have to surround yourself with people to trust. And you can’t trust decisions and emotions – you can only trust processes.
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When a guy asks you to be honest, he wants to know the truth. When a girl asks you to be honest, it’s a trap.

…maybe women can’t handle the truth.
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Easter slumber.

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When the legends recognize you and wish to connect. I told you this would happen one day. It’s just the first.

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It wins again. It’s just too good…

[Where Are U Now by Justin Bieber]

For the sake of diversity…

[Wavin Flag by K’Naan]